no smoking

It's as if I'm breathing flames.

Miss your vitamins for two days and your lungs start acting up. So those things actually work, huh?

Lots of people with downed engines these days. I was in Mercury Drug the other day and I thought a revolution was going on. My fiancee's complaining they're missing deadlines because somebody's always absent for work. People appear in the morning looking like botched autopsies. Pediatricians are making a killing (please don't take that literally).

It's the weather, man. Cold mornings giving way to cold nights. What the hell.