i'm a loser, baby

Fully Booked, seller of incredibly overpriced literature, has just announced the winners for their First Philippine Graphic/Fiction Awards - and I'm not one of them! You can throw me all the feel-good books you have, or fill my head with words of encouragement until they are coming out of my nose, or pat me on the back a thousand/million/billion/trillion times until the skin there turns violet, but neither of them can change the sad fact that LOSING SUCKS BIG-TIME!!!

Now excuse me while I go outside and scream . . .